RED HEADED KNOB GOBBLER

A red headed whore that loves to gobble on the knob (head of a mans cock) until he explodes in her mouth as she gobbles up the goo.

I'll take the brunette, you can have the RED HEADED KNOB GOBBLER.

by Homey D September 18, 2010

head like a dropped pie

Australian slang for an unattractive face.

A pie dropped on the ground is an unattractive mess. As is an ugly face.

Bloke 1: Check out the tits on that chick!!! Sonya!
Bloke 2: Yeah, but she's got a head like a dropped pie. I wouldn't fuck her with your dick.

by Thurston_Howell January 5, 2018

Put a bun on my head

Code for getting yourself off, then going to sleep right after.

Ted: I’m going home to put a bun on my head.

Harold: nice, I might throw one on too.

by Jbottom January 10, 2020

Head To Wall Syndrome (HTWS)

When you wake up and randomly headbutt your wall

I got such a wicked erection from watching some fine hentai and passed out. When I woke up there was cum dripping down my hands and then all the sudden I put my head through the fucking wall! That's when I found out I had Head To Wall Syndrome (HTWS) after taking my head out of the wall.

by YO YO YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO September 18, 2019

Purple Headed Womb Ferrit

A word not used enough for the penis, and should replace it in the oxford dictionary

I sent my purple headed womb ferrit straight in last night!

by Enemyoftheuk February 14, 2009

National Get Head Day

October 16th
You walk up to your crush and ask for head and you shall receive

“Hey today is National get head day, can I have some head.”

by Thebigdawg123456 October 16, 2019

Hilton Head Paint Job

When a participant in the exercise of relieving one's waste in the bathroom decides to otherwise go on the seat of the toilet. After that, they make sure to thoroughly distribute it by riding back and forth across the porcelain seat.

"Jay, what took you so long?"
"I was gently and carefully executing the method of the Hilton Head Paint Job!!!!!!!!"

by Gregory3298 July 27, 2016