jack nelsson

jack is a very good bloke that gives me donuts every day and has a massive nose and likes to shove bateries up his asshole

jack nelsson is a bum at fortnite

by poopybumbum69 August 19, 2024

solo jacking

singles competition timber sports

Roger, please, you gotta teach me everything you know about solo jacking!

by PaganRaccoon August 20, 2024

The Turbo Jack

The act of shoving a remote control toy car up your lonely, hairy ass. You then use the remote and drive the car further up your ass while the other hand slides up and down your cock. Make sure to use dish soap as lube. Simply cum 8 times in a row, shove your hand back up your ass and gently remove the toy car (if ass is dry, use your own cum to lubricate the lonely, hairy asshole).

Yo I’m so lonely I resorted to doing The Turbo Jack. Took me 4 hours to finish the process but worth it in the end because my sister enjoyed watching.

by mali69 August 21, 2024

Jack 18 Call Me The Rizzard Of Oz

Jack 18, Call me the Rizzard of oz, let me work my magic
500k+ subs on yt, side hobby
Is the tinder profile for a famous YouTuber called Chezitoo

Person 1: have you seen Jack 18 call me the Rizzard of oz?

Person 2: oh pointcrow?

by Chezitoes August 28, 2024

Jack Li

Always doing too much.

Damn Jack Li is complaining about his 98% again

by K-POP Smoke September 16, 2024

Cracker Jacking

The white person version of nigger rigging, as in fixing something up in an unorthodox manner regardless of how it looks.

Person1: "What term do you use for a white person pulling a nigger rig?"

Person2: "Cracker Jacking"

by Godzilla2019 October 7, 2024

Jack Mckenna

Jack Mckenna is the king of Dh7. He owns brandon and durham and england and europe and the world. He gets loads of ladies and they often suck him dry.

I love fucking jack mckenna

by not jack mckenna October 14, 2024