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dick fish

A drawing of a fish swimming underwater with an erect penis. Often seen swimming with a shark or a man looking for buried treasure.
Fred: Yo Tim that is a sweet drawing of dick fish.
Tim: yea dick fish is so gangsta, see how he scares the shark away with his mighty dong?

Fred: Yea dick fish is the man.
Both: HURRAY DICK FISH
by TimHdaman August 27, 2009
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Dick face

1:Writing and/or drawing on the face of a person who is passed out drunk
2: Being so drunk that you throw up on yourself and wake up with a stain of vomit on your face
"Yo, Look, Bill is asleep, lets give him a dick face"
"Damn he was so drunk he ended up givin himself a dickface"
by alkapone November 3, 2009
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dick coke

a common occurence among sorority girls, a line of powdered cocaine is snorted off of (preferably) a frat guys dick. this is usually done as a part of pledgeship. Most of the time this is done after drinking "so much fucking vodka".
Carlie did a ton of dick coke off of bradleys big fat cock.

To relieve the stress of failing her economics exam, stephanie did a huge line of dick coke and thought she was having a heart attack.
by dasstickderusin November 15, 2010
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dick queef

by Dznny Da Persian September 14, 2005
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snail dick

having a small dick, snail is small and curved, so its a small crooked dick.
My chinese friend happens to have a snail dick.
by tobo4564564 December 9, 2008
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Ben's dick

Very big. Huge in fact. He has large hands and feet and ears, he constantly jokes about how big his penis is and you've seen the bulge. Somehow, you still didn't believe it.

Allow me to wash your fears away: Ben has a big dick. If that doesn't turn you on, I don't know what will.
"How would you know Ben's dick size?"
"Wouldn't you like to know? ;)"

Ben:"Yeah, my hands and feet are huge... You know what that means..."
Friend:"Yes Ben we get it, you think you have a big dick."
Me:"Ben does have a big dick."
by Our Lord and the Saviour God September 25, 2018
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Dick in the booty

1. A thoroughly contemptible,
detestable person.
2. A person who is mean, disagreeable or annoying (also known as a BASTARD) in any way, shape or form.
Why are you suck a DICK IN THE BOOTY? Nobody done anything to you.
by Anonymous September 23, 2003
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