russell the love muscle

one of many loving nicknames for a males penis
" hey sweet thang, why dont you unzip my trousers and say hello to russel the love muscle?"
by cripod May 09, 2004
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dope sick love

The act of falling in love while under the influence of drugs. This love usually fades with the passing of your high.
We did so much coke last night I fell in dope sick love with Andy, then I saw him when I was sober and well, fuck that.
by Cicx February 17, 2007
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falling out of love

having your heart ripped out because you love someone but you don't see a future with them and you can't really break up with them because you don't have a legitimate reason for breaking up with the other person beside you don't feel like being with them anymore.
person 1: dude what's wrong?
person 2: I'm falling out of love with my girl
person 1: that sucks

person 2 : It does, because I don't know what to do about it
by Sam Winchester - 02 August 12, 2018
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Daphne Loves Derby

Like OMFG, I went to a Daphne Loves Derby concert last night and I was screaming "I fucking love you" the whole time.
by heartxbroadcast May 09, 2005
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Eat Pray Love

This movie tells the story of a depressed, lonely, spoiled, self indulgent divorcee who travels around the world and finds herself. The only sad thing about her is her lack of self awareness and understanding that there is absolutely nothing unique or interesting about her. The only talent she has as far as you can tell from the movie is her ability to suck up a plate of spaghetti without getting sauce on her face.

The movie has no plot and the characters and dialogue are extremely boring. Watching this unfold for 2 and a half hours is like having a slow root canal.

The big surprise at the end is that she finds love again. This was indeed surprising to me as I was thinking that the poor guy that ends up with this woman is doomed.
"Have you seen that movie eat pray love?"

"yeah.. should have been called sit stare yawn."
by feces face August 23, 2012
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love at first sight

the complete utter feeling of finally being complete when you lock eyes with one person after meeting them for the first time. You would do absolutely anything just to hold their hand. Just to know them. Just to be together forever no matter what. Its real. I believe in it. Its happened to me. I think he is the most amazing male specimen i have ever seen even when he's wearing moccasins with a huge nasty thing on his cheek and he just got out of basketball practice, all sweaty and a mess. He grabs his keys, walks past me but looks up swiftly, then quickly turns his head because that electricity is too real. But he has a girlfreind. And we don't talk much. Love at first sight is not all its cracked up to be. Its painful when you both think the other wants to be with you but you're too scared to take a risk. But you know he's the best thing that can ever happen and then he's gone. Out the door. Another opportunity gone. And all that is left is that emptiness and gazillion thoughts that cloud the brain when that one miracle person isn't there to make you smile until you face hurts so bad. And then you need to scream or write out your feelings on some stupid internet site...... enough said.
Romeo and Juliet fell in love at first sight. They died loving each other. I wouldn't mind dying for him if we could just live in bliss for one day together...
by myheartstopseverytime March 02, 2008
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love burrito

A semi-semen covered burrito
After a night filled of adultery and mouth full of semen, Jane regretfully ordered a burrito she couldnt finish eating. Surprisingly, she went home to a hungry husband. He swallowed every bit of the love burrito.
by Lovemaker565 February 28, 2011
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