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Fuck Up

Often said in anger when you want someone to be quiet, leave you alone and go away.

A way to reject someone's claim.
Boss: Get back to work and stop wasting company time.

Worker: Fuck Up
by Chai_Chai April 23, 2010
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fucking jacket

What angry, forgetful people call regular jackets most of the time, because they can't keep track of it. May or may not actually be used when fucking.
Them: Where's my fucking jacket?
You: Over there, next to your regular one.
Them: What?
You: Nevermind
by Geddian March 21, 2010
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Fucking Blueberries

Special type of wild blueberry that increases dopamine levels and acts as an aphrodisiac most commonly found in perfumes, body sprays, and lotions. Drives men crazy.

Most popular usage is in "Jelly Belly Blueberry Muffin" fragrance.

May cause sudden nibbling, licking, and nuzzling to the wearer.
"YOU SMELL LIKE FUCKING BLUEBERRIES, WHY WOULDNT I WANT TO LICK YOU!"

"She had me going, those fucking blueberries!"

"all i had to do was use my fucking blueberry scent,and it was game over!"
by sugarytemptress September 28, 2009
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Dank Fuck

1. The smell after sleeping with a girl that has a less then reputable reputation.

2. A person who is a straight up chode
1. TJ- "man smell my finger"
You-"Damn TJ you smell like dank fuck bro, were you and Alex in the car again?"
TJ- "fuck you you Shwat-Toddle"

2. Benjamin is a dank fuck
by Shwat-Toddle, Jace June 2, 2009
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Fucking Christmas

A somewhat disturbing viral video on the Internet. Can be found with an easy Google search. The video contains a man, (probably a lonely, gay, virgin), dancing to music while naked and wearing a Santa Claus mask, spanking himself with a ping pong paddle, fucking inanimate objects such as pumpkins, and uncooked turkeys, also, shoving many things up his ass, then eating them.
Man 1: Dude, have you seen that Fucking Christmas video?

Man 2: No. I'll do that now.

*watches*

Man 2: What the fuck did I just watch?...
by Mitch Teh 1337 May 6, 2009
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flub fuck

Applies to obese persons: along the lines of knee fuck and foot fuck, a man gets off by rubbing his cock in a woman's rolls of flub.
Because of Linda's weight problem, it was hard for her to have sex. Instead, she and her boyfriend flub fucked on her stomach.
by G. Arnold May 14, 2006
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puddle fucked

When playing a racing game such as PGR4 with weather effects, and during racing losing traction because of running threw a puddle of water, causing you to run into a wall or spin out.
1.OMFG I was puddle fucked!!!

2.ROTFLMAO You were puddle fucked, that’s what you get for running me off the road you noob!!
by Tra1n (gamertag) January 5, 2008
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