Urban Dictionary

-A place where people sometimes come to learn about definitions of terms they hear but have no clue what they mean.
-A one point was a place for people to make questionable jokes.
-Now full of people that believe they are all mighty and righteous for defining Urban Dictionary
-The new home of Mr. Pork (me) who will define every word in the English language the RIGHT way.

Some random person: Hey, remember the urban dictionary?
Other person: (sighs) Yeah?
Some random person: Well, it's getting redefined by this dude named Mr. Pork.
Other person: Let's hope he's better than the last guy.

by The REAL Mr. Pork December 28, 2022

Urban

Adj. A lazy simplified word to characterize people who live in city dwellings. Usually used by non people of color in the 90s. Rarely used by non whites. A word that can be seen as less then and pejorative.

CEO: "Hey bro this urban food is delicious."
Friend: "Urban?"
CEO: "Yeah, why?
Friend: "Dude, no one uses that word and this is Subway btw****Eyeroll and sigh****

by Boymarvel616 May 1, 2021

Urban Addictionary

A person whose compulsion is to navigate to the urban dictionary site at every opportunity.

John is such an urban addictionary that he hasn't seen a real dictionary in years.

by Robert and Lisa February 20, 2009

Urban Dictionary

A place for people who are boring to find some funny word definitions.

Urban Dictionary is definitely cursed, it made you and I wasting our life here.

by Flyluo January 26, 2021

Urban Dictionary

An online website where words can be put along with their descriptions with the intention of being an online dictionary but with more freedom.

Literally everyone : "urban dictionary is the best thing to grace this planet!"
(Pls send me a mug)

by Тимофей March 24, 2023

Urban Dictionary

An online dictionary where horny 14 year olds look at random words with weird meanings like Giorno Giovanna being a sex act..Literally phub but words and gifs.A disease.Literally its sole purpose is to give random people orgasms.

me:*goes on urban dictionary
urban dictionary:*first word is porn
me:*searches the word ''help''
urban dictionary:The act of screwing a girl to help her cope from being away from home
me:*searches the word ''cookie''
urban dictionary:a woman's pussy
me:*searches the word ''disease''
urban dictionary:A disease is you getting an orgasm at reading every one of our definitions
me:of course urban dictionary,might as well watch phub instead of reading these.
*no i dont watch phub

by 九条定文 August 3, 2021

Urban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary is a made up dictionary, where you could find some real shit like dank memes or mandingo parties

Person 1: hey man, what does cyka blyat mean?
Person 2: search it up in Urban Dictionary
Person 3: Oy Blin.

by Cyka Blyat Is Already Taken October 30, 2018