Lil bean penis

My cat bean is a skinny cat and has a lil penis and he is a boy

Lil bean penis lil chip breasts

by Li Goma July 1, 2022

Penis

A thing men love up their ass.

Andrew Rannells: penis

by n33my October 27, 2020

Penis

A magical sword

Person 1: how was the war?

Person 2: great, my favorite weapon was the penis

by Notlegacey January 21, 2017

Penis Snogging

When two dudes each put a sounding rod in then meeting in the middle and touching tips

Damn bro that was a good Penis Snogging

by The Snogger © March 27, 2025

Penis

A penis is an object near the asshole!

I HAVE A FUCKING HUGE PENIS MY GUY!

by BADBOIBOT July 5, 2020

penis

a big long thing, and sadly sometimes short.

better without a hood.

michael jackson has a 23 inch penis.

by meowmeowpusspuss November 3, 2022

Penis levitation

When a guy's pulsating, steel-hard dick, engorged like a demonic battering ram, not only hoists a chick's dripping wet pussy clean off the floor against a wall but spins her like a fucking rotisserie chicken, her screams echoing as his cock levitates her into a frenzy, cum splattering like a goddamn Jackson Pollock painting while the room smells like burnt lust and shattered morals.

"Tried Penis Levitation with my girl last night
-spun her ass like a top, walls dripping, neighbors calling exorcists!" Short enough for Urban Dictionary but so fucking vile it'll make virgins combust and Reddit implode.

by Knickers Knackers Knockers June 13, 2025