Shit zuh

A dog that is loyal fun to play with and very stubborn, will love you forever if you treat them right. Is hard to potty train. Has soft fur and can be playful at one time but lazy at another. And very adorable

Person 1- What type of dog is that it’s adorable!

Person 2- It’s so stubborn! Aw

Person 3- oh that’s a shit zuh!

by Pseudonym12387 August 13, 2018

Shitting on glass

Smooth

The pilots landing was smooth, like shitting on glass

by Kayla Conno January 21, 2019

off shit

The thing you say when you say oof incorrectly.

off shit... I meant oof.

by . ‍ February 15, 2019

Shit-ass

Children that make a mess and don’t clean after themselves then laugh when you tell them animals live cleaner lives.

My dogs leave less of a mess when they eat than my daughter, little shit-ass!

by G805Rendon February 17, 2019

Shit Spanker

Shit Spankings is the art of picking up a handful of sloppy, stinking dog shit and smacking someone on the head or arse with it causing a dog shit explosion.

Move out the way or you will get shit spanked all over the place. Watch out here comes the Shit Spanker, he's going to shit spank you all over the place you shit shoveller.

by bradsbadluck September 2, 2018

THAT SHIT WAS A LIE

THAT SHIT WAS A LIE

This happens when something is blatantly and mischievously erroneous to the point of irritation.

Unfathomable error.

An error in a margin so large it is incomprehensible as to why it is incorrect.

My girl told me she loved me, that shit was a lie.

by crackkillah September 2, 2018

Shit Load

In all actuality, the term "shit load" originated at the Bowman Grey School of Medicine around 1963. An obscure janitor (M.S. Curtis) out of curiosity began to ask random students at the facility to defecate in empty paint cans left in the restroom stalls for an anonymous and random study on the average mean weight of an adult male bowel movement. The project lasted from March 27 1963 until late September 1964 when an unknown party reported it to the Dean of Students and Curtis was summarily terminated. Mr. Curtis determined that the average weight of an adult defecation at that time was 1.3619 pounds (.6177 kg). The term eventually came to mean a substantial or excessive amount.

That boy is a shit load of trouble.

by Baretree September 10, 2018