Penis

A penis is an object near the asshole!

I HAVE A FUCKING HUGE PENIS MY GUY!

by BADBOIBOT July 5, 2020

Penis

A magical sword

Person 1: how was the war?

Person 2: great, my favorite weapon was the penis

by Notlegacey January 21, 2017

penis

a big long thing, and sadly sometimes short.

better without a hood.

michael jackson has a 23 inch penis.

by meowmeowpusspuss November 3, 2022

Prestige Penis

The long dick of influence whose mileage may vary. It presents itself as an opportunity to get fucked over or be wielded for your own benefit.

I submitted my research literature to a journal and paid thousands for the publishing. Hopefully the Prestige Penis won’t fuck me over and instead advance my academic standing.

by A Free Man February 17, 2022

post breakup penis disorder

Not being able to touch or look at the penis of a new partner(s) after breaking up from a long term relationship

My PBPD ( post breakup penis disorder ) kicked in so bad that I couldn't give the guy a blowie and had to skip straight to sex

by posting for a friend September 23, 2016

Penis

A male body organ or a person who resembles a male body organ.

Girl: Damn dude you have a penis but you also are a penis!
Boy: Oh that's messed up.

by Donaldturniptop May 15, 2024

Penis

Male genitals

When it gets hard and ready to combust it blows out white sticky stuff aka known as cum or semen btw it taste bitter and salty but yummy!

"heyyy girl, penis is sooooo goood!"

by Eteled's_cum November 23, 2021