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Penis

A penis is an object near the asshole!
by BADBOIBOT July 5, 2020
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Penis

Person 1: how was the war?

Person 2: great, my favorite weapon was the penis
by Notlegacey January 21, 2017
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penis

a big long thing, and sadly sometimes short.

better without a hood.
by meowmeowpusspuss November 3, 2022
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Prestige Penis

The long dick of influence whose mileage may vary. It presents itself as an opportunity to get fucked over or be wielded for your own benefit.
I submitted my research literature to a journal and paid thousands for the publishing. Hopefully the Prestige Penis won’t fuck me over and instead advance my academic standing.
by A Free Man February 17, 2022
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post breakup penis disorder

Not being able to touch or look at the penis of a new partner(s) after breaking up from a long term relationship
My PBPD ( post breakup penis disorder ) kicked in so bad that I couldn't give the guy a blowie and had to skip straight to sex
by posting for a friend September 23, 2016
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Penis

A male body organ or a person who resembles a male body organ.
Girl: Damn dude you have a penis but you also are a penis!
Boy: Oh that's messed up.
by Donaldturniptop May 15, 2024
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Penis

Male genitals

When it gets hard and ready to combust it blows out white sticky stuff aka known as cum or semen btw it taste bitter and salty but yummy!
"heyyy girl, penis is sooooo goood!"
by Eteled's_cum November 23, 2021
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