Crusty Penis

Crusty penis is another way to say erection or boner, while confusing anyone around you.

Dude you’re crusty penis is showing!

by BattyMassive September 16, 2019

Penis crash

A joke created in 2016.

This person just got into a penis crash!

by DarkMatterMan4500 December 16, 2024

penis

the 53 dfined by the 2. in time it all comes around. five men wandered across the arid sahara with nothing but honey and beeswax in their pouches. when the time came for hydration they had no hcoice but the drink from the penis. thank you for your time

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by henry cow May 5, 2023

Penis

Flap of skin that hangs off the pelvic area, used for keeping dust off the asscrack when in northern Canada

Good thing my penis protected my asshole

by Tricky Surrey October 28, 2021

penis wrinkle

someone who isn't quite a dick but is still a huge ass hole.

"hey joey have you heard of that new kid?"
"yeah man i heard he is huge penis wrinkle!"

by beccakarp May 12, 2014

Penis

1 cent. Just forgot the other N and the E

I have 20 penis

by Jacker_packer March 1, 2023

Boo Penis

A Boo Penis is the terminology for a penis that has a blue pigmentation. Can also be used as an insult for a wonky shaped penis.

Ex 1: I didn't know Megaminds schlong was also blue, who would've knew?

Ex 2: Shut up Joel, you have a Boo Penis and we all know it

by ChuggyCheese November 29, 2020