Similar to the penis tuck. The swift tuck you do with your left (or non-dominant hand, leaving dominant hand to shake hands) when you're in public, standing up and have a visible erection.
Typically, thumb (under clothes) at the base of the erect penis and fingers at the head of the penis (over clothes). Then, push wrist down and fingers up. This results in the penis being tucked under the elastic strap of briefs or any such equivalent.
When done in one swift movement (that takes years to master) it appears that you are simply adjusting your pants/getting comfortable/scratching. This can be embarrassing but is better than the visibly erect alternative.
Typically, thumb (under clothes) at the base of the erect penis and fingers at the head of the penis (over clothes). Then, push wrist down and fingers up. This results in the penis being tucked under the elastic strap of briefs or any such equivalent.
When done in one swift movement (that takes years to master) it appears that you are simply adjusting your pants/getting comfortable/scratching. This can be embarrassing but is better than the visibly erect alternative.
Co-worker: "Have you seen the bosses new secretary? She's fucking hot."
Me: "Yeah. When bossman went to introduce us I got so hard I had to perform the one-hand tuck."
Me: "Yeah. When bossman went to introduce us I got so hard I had to perform the one-hand tuck."
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1. Has no social standing with any social groups (in other words, an outcast) stemming from issues with socialization either from having a disorder (autistic spectrum disorder, speech disorders, etc.) or from a lack of social skills being taught to them in a young age.
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2. Causes trouble around class, usually via acting up as well as disobeying teachers and rules.
3. Exhibits behaviors that other social groups find unacceptable or strange (having unusual hobbies, mannerisms, etc.).
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2. Teachers didn't like that one kid because whenever they tried to teach, he always made wisecracks and misbehaved.
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