Acting like jonothon

A certain type of homosexuality where the victim often confuses there friends with there significant other. They may plead ignorance and deny ever being attracted to you, but deep down they are gay. (Or just acting like a bitch) often times the beta of a male friend will be influenced by girls to act more feminine and impose there feminism on the male friend group. Often associated with female tendencies and obsessive dick riding

Ex:
Jonothon- “dude why do you hate me?”
Regular human: “shut the fuck up you are acting like jonothan.”

Jonothon- “dude why do you hate me?”
Regular human- “shut the fuck up dude you’re acting like jonothon!”

by Sigggmaaamaleee January 20, 2022

I like your cut g ☺️

I like your cut g ☺️ is like saying I love you to that person

Hey "I like your cut g ☺️"

by Sjbsusbfifh January 22, 2022

All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!

fuckin you bored and you copied and pasted the first text in the new word page

dude 1: All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!
dude 2: wtf
dude 1: ...

by mewsem October 23, 2022

moving like a prime minister

Moving like a prime minister is someone or something that is always changing but for the worse, sneaky, temporary. Basically someone who is a shapeshifter telling a bold faced lie in front of your face

inspired by the UK politics, from Boris to Liz Truss to Sunak. Can be also used for any party member or person

Moving like a prime minister

Person 1: Man, do you know Shanice?

Person 2: I don’t like her to be fair

Person 1: Why man, she’s proper nice

Person 2: Nah she’s always moving like a prime minster

Person 1: Ah calm, didn’t know she was like that

by movinglikeaprimeminister October 26, 2022

neck like a jockeys bollacks

" having a hard neck" meaning you will ask for anything, cheeky

John : well Jack, I'm awful upset my car broke down
Jack: sorry to hear that, I have a spare car in the shed

John: can i have it !
Jack: Jesus you have a " neck like a jockeys bollacks"

by Bum_man October 30, 2022

How to be like carti

Become a 6,1 darkskin named ash

Yo you wanna know how to be like carti ? Follow Ashgng on tictok

by Duehdhdh November 1, 2022

hehe do ur like ducked go I it’s cool

Some drunk who always thinks he’s Connor

Mcgregor when he has a couple drinks and is most likely to end up on a t shirt if he got in a fight

A example of a unsuccessful night is when you say “hehe do ur like ducked go I it’s cool”

by hehe do ur like ducked go I it November 4, 2022