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Man 1: I nutted last week. man 2: so did I
by Shreksyyoda69 June 2, 2020
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Testicular nut blast

When you cum inside someone so much you feel a small explosion from your nuts into whatever you are jizzing into.
UGH BABE I'M GONNA HAVE A TESTICULAR NUT BLAST.
by nutty profesor April 18, 2018
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Deez nuts

These testacules
All of deez nuts
by Yo mamá April 12, 2022
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My nuts were bleeding!

An educational video on the viewing platform of YouTube, a child possibly diagnosed with Aspergers and Down Syndrome, shows us the side effects of shoving a Cheetos Snack down his genitalia, resulting in his genitalia begin to bleed.
"Can I have a Cheetos?"
Not even 30 seconds later:
"My nuts were bleeding! Oh my God, there's blood everywhere!"
by Ryben79 June 1, 2018
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Chocolate Covered Nuts

When a guy forces both balls into a girls gaping asshole, and twirls them around until they are painfully ejected
Bro did you see the Reddit video of the girl giving the guy some chocolate covered nuts?
by sprite-spewer September 8, 2021
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Page nuts

Page Nuts is a descriptive and/or Adjective word used to describe the bottom of a page; when rounded.
Dude, Your face looks like you've been hit by the Page Nuts
by Dictionaire Exclamaire June 13, 2019
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post nut tiredness

"that was so good I have post nut tiredness"
by bigmanthings100 March 18, 2024
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