thunder cunted

To get totally wasted.
Prince Andrew and I were completely thunder cunted last night.
by Hblake2317 April 22, 2015
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Thunder cunted

Thunder Cunting is the act of throwing an object as hard as possible at someone or something in particular
Friend: Mark go long!
*The foot ball the friend throws ends up flying past Mark and hitting an elderly woman in the head at a tremendous force*
Mark: Holy Crap! You thunder cunted that foot ball at that poor woman!
by Sanpelltello April 09, 2024
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cunt sock

Slang for a condom.
Andy put his cunt sock on and made Angie's pussy bleed.
by russiaalmighty November 13, 2010
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cunt missle

when a woman squirts aggressively and shoots it into her partner’s eye
I accidentally cunt-missled my boyfriend last night.”

“Dude she cunt-missled me so hard.”

“I’m going to let Jenny cunt missle me.”
by bigdaddygen May 24, 2022
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disabled cunt

A a lad that is very cuntish, the type of guy to get head boy because he is disabled. Loves kicking balls and licking gooch, known for lifting weights while eating side show bobs calf’s. Works at Greggs bc he is violent molested by family. Does not eat cheese onion crisps because it reminds him of the time a kick stepped on his white creps, he calls people nibby and tells them to relax to trigger them
“You’re just like that disabled cunt”

In bed with another girl, a girl looks at your penis sees its sloppy and calls you a disabled cunt
by Nedddybear March 29, 2018
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righteous cunt

a selfish person who can’t find time for others and doesn’t let others have fun
Sophia is a righteous cunt
by rawrninja77! November 05, 2023
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cunt believe its not butter

This is the first time for me , but damn I cunt believe its not butter.
by Geo P June 24, 2021
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