Nut Nicker

When you take a shit so long it breaches the water. Then given it’s weight, it tips over and leaves a poop smear on the back of your testicles.

I gave myself a nut nicker after eating too much cheese

by Scaramunchie May 29, 2020

Deaf Nut

The sexual finishing move where the man ejaculates into the receiving partners earhole.

“Please Steve, give me the Deaf Nut tonight!”

“I hit her with the Deaf nut.”

“Pearl necklace? I prefer the Deaf Nut.”

by MolzaOJ August 24, 2020

Deez Nuts

A sexual message code for gay people.

Can I put Deez Nuts in yo mouth?

by Anti Furry March 31, 2022

Gay Jiggly Nuts

When two muscular gay men fight each other to death by fondling each other’s balls causing pain to the rectum which makes them shoot a massive load on their faces.

I walked in on Fred and Ted giving each other gay jiggly nuts just as they were shooting a massive load, so large that a ,horse, would be jealous, on each other’s face and I ripped off all of my cloths off my hot sexy body and lapped up the salty nut off of their faces.

by Phat_Horse_Cock_16” April 14, 2024

accessibility nut

A female that is ridiculously easy to fuck

I love me bottom bitch shes such an accessibility nut, ill be beating guts all day

by bobus420 September 11, 2014

Nuts

When you say someone is nuts, you mean they are so ridiculous even to the point they don't realize this themselves. These people may not be aware of how crazy and extreme they come off to others either in how they talk about themselves, or their behaviors.

See that girl over there? I bet she doesn't know she looks like a fool talking like that. She's completely nuts and I feel bad for her family members. Sit down.

by nightcode7 September 29, 2019

Nut

An action where a man takes his penis and releases sperm

He nutted all over the place

by Melvin Smelvin April 18, 2023