Urban Dictionary

-A place where people sometimes come to learn about definitions of terms they hear but have no clue what they mean.
-A one point was a place for people to make questionable jokes.
-Now full of people that believe they are all mighty and righteous for defining Urban Dictionary
-The new home of Mr. Pork (me) who will define every word in the English language the RIGHT way.

Some random person: Hey, remember the urban dictionary?
Other person: (sighs) Yeah?
Some random person: Well, it's getting redefined by this dude named Mr. Pork.
Other person: Let's hope he's better than the last guy.

by The REAL Mr. Pork December 28, 2022

names in urban dictionary

usually extremely inaccurate entries in urban dictionary about irl names, for example "john". these entries say a lot of compliments, usually related to how people with that name are "usually shy at first but then become amazing" or "have huge dicks/boobs". all and all, they're created by people who want to feel better about themselves for people who share their name. i have only found a few actually good entries about names which don't include these stuff

-i just wrote an entry about my names in urban dictionary
-i wanna read it
-k
-bruh wtf is this

by 5ze7xr6 May 11, 2021

Urban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary is a website run by dicks that won"t ever publish your words.

Dude, Urban Dictionary didn't publish my word!

I know, it's because they're retards!

by Urbandictionarysucksballsacs September 5, 2013

I bought an Urban Dictionary Mug!

A phrase no one has, or will ever hear

*purely fiction*

No one: "I bought An Urban Dictionary Mug!"

No ome else because this is a hupothetical:

by Agent_Z January 12, 2025

Urban Dictionary

a website where 7 year olds define words like "nigger, ass, faggot, sex, penis, nigga, and basically any word."

searching up pancakes, i get results like "hey bro! yeah what? wanna bang some pancakes? sure bro!"

gay 1: ey, fam! you like the urban dictionary!
gay 2: ye, it's so wholecumed!
gay 1: i learned what map meant from there! i can tell my social studies teacher!
gay 2: omg what it means!!11!1
gay 1: it mean minor attracted person!
gay 2: uhh okej fam!

by sdhkdashvfnhsabfc January 18, 2022

Urban Dictionary

is the best place to find naughty shit.

Don't look up "school bus driver" on Urban Dictionary

by Sad Piggie October 19, 2019

urban dictionary

The website you use when someone use slang that you don’t understand... like at all.

I had no clue what he was talking about, so i looked it up on urban dictionary!

by tctuesdays April 4, 2019