Penis

Male body part used to reproduce, and urinate.

Ey Jim, i've stuck my penis into your girlfriend last night!

by edasherr June 19, 2018

Penis

the male magic wand that shoots milk when excited and is usually under 8 inches

girl: what's that?
guy: oh, that's my magic wand (penis)!
girl:why is it so small?
guy: I'm not sure.

by TheGuyWithNoLife April 14, 2024

james penis

odd and sussy but not bad

sally said james penis wasnt bad

by supermangade January 17, 2022

penis wrinkle

someone who isn't quite a dick but is still a huge ass hole.

"hey joey have you heard of that new kid?"
"yeah man i heard he is huge penis wrinkle!"

by beccakarp May 12, 2014

Penis nose

When uneducated people try to contour their nose and it looks so muck like a penis that men feel gay for looking at it

“Nick looked at her nose and I was said she had a penis nose and then he had to say no homo cause he felt gay”

by Xoxox. Penis girl May 23, 2020

penis

harry potters wand that is between your legs unless your trans

"nice penis bro, looks like my harry potter wand" "Thanks bro" *making out*

by truepassive7915 December 29, 2022

penis

its small

"your penis is weird looking"

by coochieman99 March 4, 2021