Take Your Chicken To The Bank

Old Southern phrase similar to “get outta here"

Person 1: Did you know they have begun higher taxes on the top 1% to pay for universal healthcare?
Person 2: Girlll take your chicken to the bank

by VerticalCouchLVR March 9, 2026

Garlic Butter Chicken Spin

An act in which a performer with a penis covers themselves and a whole raw chicken in garlic butter and fucks it until completion whilst inside of a spinning washing machine.

He smells like garlic and has bruises all over... don't tell me he did a Garlic Butter Chicken Spin this weekend...

by Paama_ March 18, 2026

gween gween chicken

when you make a basket ball shot and its buckets

*shoots a bucket*
gween gween chicken

by ryrydude March 20, 2026

Rhode Island Bourban Chicken

The act of "Butt-Chugging" a liquid of the consumer's choice, followed by the consumption of said liquid that is excreted out the consumer's bowels. This can be done solo or with a larger group of individuals.

"Remember when we tried that 'Rhode Island Bourban Chicken' down by the creek with the boys?"

by TheStinkFlushFactory July 14, 2025

Put your fried chicken in my grease

It’s a term to manly used when having sex

You would say ohhh baby put your fried chicken in my grease uhhhhh

by Pusssssssyyyyyyyyyyahhhhh July 19, 2025

why did the chicken cross the road?

definition of joke of why did the chicken cross the road? the answer is: who know.

person 1: why did the chicken cross the road?
person 2: how the fuck am i supposed to know
person 3 (truck driver): AHHHH STAY OUT OF MY WAY!!!
person 1 & 2: OH MY FUCKING GOD-

by dast143235 September 2, 2025

Higher than bathroom chicken

A state of mind usually induced by large amounts of drugs, more so than when one is deemed higher than giraffe pussy, resulting in decisions analogous to taking a 5 year old chicken found randomly loitering at a gas station where chickens are not usually found, taking said chicken home and locking it up in the upstairs bathroom of your house where it proceeds to shit all over everything for several days, making an impossible mess to clean up 2 days prior to a lease renewal inspection.

Hey, why is he so mad? Shit man, his girl got higher than bathroom chicken and he trying to move.

by Two-handed anaconda October 20, 2025