Hammie-bag

A sleeping bag (or sock) for hamsters.

"Awww he loves his hammie-bag."

by Spidey_Sences15 March 16, 2022

bottom of the bag

the literal definition of this phrase is referring to the bottom of a bag of chips. the slang definition of this phrase was brought about by an instance of a person purposely opening a bag of chips from the bottom and then claiming that it is normal/common practice when it is obviously not common practice. ever since that pivotal moment in history, anything that is uncommonly weird and/or eccentric can be referred to as “bottom of the bag”. this phrase is synonymous with “that’s sus” (as in “that action is suspect”)

Tom: did you see Spike get some hand-sanitizer and use it style his hair?
Jerry: Yeah, that was kind of Bottom of the Bag for him to do that

by zacharyH January 15, 2021

bag of doom

Kid Rock has a pocket full of pain and a bag of doom.

Kid Rock has a pocket full of pain (Special-K, by Kelloggs) and a bag of doom (LSD).

Anyone else get a sense of impending doom while tripping on LSD? I took a bag of doom and feel all transcendental now, like I wanna go milk a squirrel. I also can't feel my face when I'm with you.

by Bob Johnson 2022 December 4, 2022

Bag Head Syndrome

When your head swells from drinking paper-bagged gas station liquor and it inflates like a balloon, while the rest of your body sheds all of its remaining muscle and you look like a stick figure otherwise. Bag head syndrome is PERMANENT, even when you stop drinking and your head shrinks back to normal, you still have a bunch of loose skin hanging from your noodle because it's permanently stretched out. You can visit a bag head removal specialist, but it's really expensive and no health insurance plan will cover the cost. You can also try mewing.

Allen Iverson's head so fat because of bag head syndrome, from all that liquor he be drinking.

by Obama Phone April 28, 2023

bust that bag open

having or giving anal sex to him or her

“ ima get my bag busted open”.

“lemme bust that bag open”

by _open2discussuion May 5, 2018

Bag Check

For all the men(or maybe possibly women too, but probably not though) out there trying to secure that bag... bag checks are necessary for a man’s success in life. Bag checks are often administered by the realest homies. During every bag check, these are some thoughts and questions that are brought to attention: “What does the bag mean to me” “Am I close to the bag?” “What does the bag want of me?” “I want the bag now more than ever” “Fuck it, mask off”

Andrew: Yo slatt(Matt), where the fuck is the squad? I’m trying to get lit with my fellas tonight.

Matt: Tommy Don and Stiffyiffy are with Sleez giving him a quick bag check after his break up with little miss thot whore.
Andrew: That’s what I like to hear, Slatt.. Girls got to him and distracted him from the bag. The boys are always looking out for the squad in the trenches. Sleez has been out at war for too long and we almost lost him completely, it’s time to bring the boy back for the culture.

Matt: You can say that again, Slime(Andrew). Brotherhood shows strongest through these tough times. I really hope the bag check brings back Sleez.

Andrew: The Bag Check never fails, have faith.

by Cool killa February 5, 2019

in the bag

When you are certain that you are going to succeed in doing something and very laid-back about it.

"Pffft, I got that shit in the bag!"

DUDE 1: "Man, you think you can process that hemp over there?"
DUDE 2: "Ha, it's in the bag man. I don't even have to try."

by budderbin April 10, 2023