Zoom snort

To snort loudly during a zoom meeting.
To stifle a laugh which causes one to snort

while zooming.

The girls where zoom snorting during their six hour zoom room.

The teacher was mad when Mary zoom snorted during zoom class.

by Ohnoooo April 27, 2020

Zoom

Where school is today, the future app which online classes are, and edit your background to a lavish mansion to show off to your friends. School is inevitable.

Jessica: What are you doing?
Michelle: Going on zoom
Jessica: Why
Michelle: We have a maths class right now your late

by a typical human being April 28, 2020

Zooming Out

Zoning out on a Zoom meeting/class because it's not how we are inherently meant to communicate as human beings.

Man I was zooming out during that lecture and didn't learn shit.

by Assignment 5 April 28, 2020

zoomed

When a student from another school flashes a zoom class call. Normally flashing buttocks or breasts on a rare and more intense situation the male or female genitals are shown on the call. Typically leads to a serious conversation with school administration and the "zooming" occurs a week after.

Did you hear what happened in Ms.Twomeys religion class?
No what happened?
Some kid came on and "Zoomed" (v.) everyone.

by Chicken nuggets224 April 29, 2020

zoom boom

The act of watching pornographic material on a Zoom meeting with your friends.

He asked me if I wanted to zoom boom with them tonight.

by Niarcisse April 30, 2020

Zoomer

A person that takes a long time to do normal stuff

Zacs a zoomer

by Flying Rainbow cat May 4, 2020

ZOOMCITAL

I am a piano teacher during the COVID19 pandemic. I held a piano recital for my students today. I called it a ZOOMCITAL... I used Zoom to host the recital for 31 people ! Newschoolpiano.com

welcome to our 2nd Annual NewSchoolPiano Zoomcital.

by keyboardplayerrich May 6, 2020