birch wood

the literal worst block in minecraft

Guy: Look at my house
Canman18: Okay
Guy: *shows house made of birch wood*
Canman18: THIS IS THE WORST FUCKING HOUSE I EVER SAY IN MY FUCKING LIFE *burns with flamethrower*

by banananman November 1, 2023

pooping in the woods

Pooping in the woods has two definitions

1. Literally going out into the forest and taking a shit

2. Having anal sex and the partner receiving craps themselves. Then you place the fresh turd on your penis and continue penetrating all the while the poop getting pushed back and smeared against your pubic hair.

Second definition coming from pubic hair being this like a forest.

1. After my incident with the bean burrito, the rest of the camping trip consisted of me pooping in the woods

2. Dude you and that hot chick were really pooping in the woods last night.

by PooperOvTehWoods March 19, 2014

bullers wood

bullers wood is a school full slags, snakes, pick me girls and studs. there have been at least 3 teachers caught for paedophilia in the past year and they couldn’t afford a cleaner

the toilets smell of B.O and have probably had about 50000 fannys opened up in there by the slags that got desperate

if you do not want your child to end up on benefits with 7 kids don’t send them to bullers

“i went to bullers wood and ended up with 80+ ex’s by year 9”
“oh so she’s a different breed of slag”

by UrMum.com October 24, 2020

wood plot

The act of taking a shit while camping. Usually sitting on a fallen tree or a man made shit hole.

The act of plotting shit near wood.

Camper #1 I ate 16 sausages and 10 eggs for breakfeast this morning and man do i have to take a slimy nasty wood plot.

Camper #2 Aww man, I was going to hop on the canoe and hang my asshole off the side and take a huge wood plot!!

by Donco December 29, 2007

solid wood

Eric M

that mfka E a solid wood

by NOAB June 30, 2022

Baylee Wood

Hes a fat mother fucker,that is gay,and has a crush on Ms.Welch.Ms.Welch is a teacher,and Baylee is only 13.He loves sucking his pe-pe.

My friend is a Baylee Wood.

by @abruptcheetah February 25, 2020

Possum in the woods

Code for some police departments to relay to other officers near the scene that they have no intention of working a case, but are pretending to.

Also "Opossum in the woods".

Dispatch this is unit 4, it's just a possum in the woods.

by yeayeayea112 July 24, 2023