The act of having someone fart into one's mouth. Similar to a Miami Trumpet, except that the recipient not only expects it but desires it.
I need to load up on chili tonight - Burt is coming over later and he said he's up for some hot Darien Wind Tunnel action.
by Dick Flaiz March 13, 2008
In the south, it is when all of the guy cousins hang their dick out and a female cousin runs back and forth hitting them like wind chimes.
by CarpetMuncher_69 February 17, 2017
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by theCon June 21, 2013
A paniced state of confusion where there are multiple obvious choices for courses of action, but the subject, overwhelmed and shocked, freezes up and does nothing.
Bill was flirting with this gorgeous babe all night then when she took her top off, he didn't know wether to shit or wind his watch!!!
by Uncle Duke October 23, 2009
An irreparable smear on the Legend of Zelda franchise, complete with awful graphics, linear dungeons, and mind numbingly repetitive gameplay. Can't hold a candle to the masterpiece that is Majora's Mask.
by alt + f4 July 19, 2005