box of rocks

When a person, usually a male, has brain matter equivalent to a cardboard box containing a assortment of rocks with absolutely no street value. Not to be confused with a jewelry box.

Mike is a fuckin' box of rocks. He does the dumbest shit.

by JP March 12, 2005

rock cock

when you go beyond a normal erection and your penis has hardness of stone.

i had major rock cock after walking in on your mom in the shower.

by tyler0durden June 27, 2005

Punk Rock

music with no boundaries. music with no rules. music from the heart.

by Anonymous October 24, 2003

Hard Rocking

Short for "Hard Rock Hotel-ing", hard rocking is when you have a living space all to yourself for an extended amount of time and you know you will be undisturbed, so you are comfortable enough to walk around naked and erect, or "hard as a rock" as if you are alone in a hotel, and masturbate wherever you want, whenever you want. Similar to the known Hard Rock Hotel.

Chad: "Bro, the fam is going away for a week, got the house all to myself!"
Bob: "That's sick, bro! Are you gonna be hard rocking the whole time?"
Chad: "That's disgusting bro, but probably"

by brosephsinsky June 28, 2023

rocks for brains

When someone has large rocks in place of an actual brain

"Panglou i can't believe you're that stupid, you have rocks for brains"

by RocksForBrains August 19, 2021

tickling the rocks

A secret greeting created by the greatest hero Stephen Colbert so that true patriots can identify each other.

Killer holds out his fists (the rocks) and Colbert "tickles" underneath them. Thus, tickling the rocks.

by Nick LeBlanc June 16, 2008

Rock the Cob

Rock the cob is a game consiting of a board and a dowl with a corn cob on it. You then thro rocks at the corn cob trying to stall the rocks on the board and or stalling the rock on the top of the corn cob.

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Cob Master- Rock the Cob

by Mankato Locals at divine May 23, 2009