Anchor wanker

Person who drives a car and whilst accelerating resting the left foot over the break activating the break lights

That anchor wanker is touching the breaks and accelerating again

by Marcus 2560 January 3, 2021

wanker band

Wanker bands are bands made for wankers. Wanker band is a pejorative term usually used for bands which have repetetive, boring, and unimaginative songs, riding on the wave of a current trend. A prime example of a wanker band are Little Man Tate.

Hey, I'm going to see LMT tommorow.

I'm afraid LMT are a wanker band, wanker.

by thepaw February 27, 2007

Wanker

to be free and single

oi you ya sad wanker

by SAMamdamadindong November 14, 2006

Oj wanker

Masturbating while using oranje juice as lubrification

Man, that kid smelled like oranges... He must be an oj wanker

by Boss252725 February 7, 2014

An Inconvenient Wanker

Al Gore.

Intelligent Person: "Hey Al, is Global Warming even a real threat or is it just a big money making scam?!"

Al Gore: "Haha, you think I give a fuck? People believe it!"

Intelligent Person: "Whoa, you really are an inconvenient wanker."

by Osama Bin Crackhead October 4, 2009

cynical wankers

Those who ruin your fun by complaining about/ hating on something

There are a ton of them on this site......guess who they are

by Shawn B. September 3, 2003

wastegate wanker

Someone with a piss-fart 4 cylinder turbo charged car that drives around the roads at night time revving the tits off them, hoping somebody will notice them. Often involves driving 'round and 'round the same block or circuit numerous times hoping for someone to think they are cool.

This is usually due to lack of penis size and engine cubic inches.

There goes another wastegate wanker.

by GravelRash November 17, 2003