Tomato Theory

the theory that once one person gets tomato-reacted, a whole wave of people suddenly pops up saying the dumbest stuff imaginable just to farm tomatoes too. like one tomato drops and everyone else starts speed-running brainrot to get their own.

damn, the tomato theory is really showing here

by aden67 November 17, 2025

Tomato Tom

The most famous tomato of all time. It is said he was on a space mission.

Ziggy: Do you remember Tomato Tom?
David: The one who was floating around his tin can?
Ziggy: Yes. He was floating in a most peculiar way.

by Love-fi December 9, 2025

Tomato

African American Tribe who has dumbass red ass heads and live together like a tomato patch

I love eataing tomatos

by Max Kovacs Is a Bitch January 24, 2025

Beef Tomato

A juicy, robust, enticing like a red tomato, person that you just cant resist. One might say, they would be perfect in a salad. Beef Tomato's are well renown for their meaty, fleshy, freaky candor. Beware, for size may vary, might get scary.

Yo gyals a beef tomatoe......

I want me a beef tomatoe

by ashispaniking January 29, 2025

tomato

A juicy red vegetable that I love and prefer to eat like apples but most people on the internet seem to hate

Me:Dad the tomatos we grew are so good
Dad:I know
Me:Yum
Dad:Okay shut the fuck up

by Tomatochomper January 30, 2025

sundried tomato

tomato dried by the sun :)
(tasted like a bitter fart)

Eli has never tried sundried tomatoes!

by anonymous February 9, 2025

Sharp tomatoes

After you eat a wine glass byte by bite, your stool will look AND FEEL like sharp tomatoes. As seen on A&E TV channel show, " My Strange Addiction."

Michael, be sure to eat mommy's sharp tomatoes out of the toilet before you go to school, okay? Mommy's digested glass shards don't flush down the toilet.

by mooffoom March 18, 2025