Max Di Tomato

Max Di Tomato is an living tomato with face, arms and legs. It is also called SCP 9869 and if a person sees it, they will be cursed forever.

She never noticed Max Di Tomato was in her bag with the other tomatoes.

by Max Di Tomato/ SCP 9869 May 17, 2022

Tomato Hat

Shitting blood on the top of someone's head after vigorously anally masturbating with a broken broom handle.

Sally: Oh my boyfriend gave me such a steamy tomato hat last night

by drtickles April 21, 2011

sundried tomato

tomato dried by the sun :)
(tasted like a bitter fart)

Eli has never tried sundried tomatoes!

by anonymous February 9, 2025

Space tomato

A line used in a song by rupaul

Ru- whipping you up like a space tomato
Everyone- wtf is a space tomato

by Depressed lesbian February 14, 2021

couch tomato

Not a couch potato.

Random person: your a couch tomato.
Other person: your fucking retarded.

by Not your uncle April 9, 2019

Tomato-Wearer

A person who wears a tomato on their nose and pretends its a clown nose to pretend to be a clown.

"Oh I wouldn't bother with them, they're a tomato-wearer, they just want attention."

by this specific dumbass July 24, 2021

Tomato Baseball

The act of a male engaging in vigorous vaginal intercourse with a female while she is pregnant, specifically in the earlier months of her term when the fetus resembles a medium sized tomato or so does the head of it.

“Girl you wanna go watch a ball game with me?”
“What do you want to watch on TV dear?”
“Nah, I’m gonna play some tomato baseball with little kiddo in there, take your pants off”

by Jakerthememebaker August 4, 2021