by h31l0 August 28, 2021
Pronounced “funk-uh-freak,” a “funk-a-freak” is a crazy ass motherfucker who says the dumbest and most idiotic shit known to man. The things they say are offensive and lowly, which makes them look stupid and pathetic. You wouldn’t want to be friends with one, especially since they would make you look bad.
“I’m not the funk-a-freak who gets jokes out of saying stupid shit.”
“Stinky ass funk-a-freak.. the hell do you mean by that?”
“Stinky ass funk-a-freak.. the hell do you mean by that?”
by jm1r7 April 11, 2023
An imaginary friend of unusual, homuncular proportions. Usually disposed to literature, modeling, and furry jackets.
Alexander Funke is a lengthening of the acronym, A.F. which stands for: abercrombie and fitch.
Alexander Funke is a lengthening of the acronym, A.F. which stands for: abercrombie and fitch.
" Dag yo, Alexander Funke got a sale. On chronic"
"Crikey, I had a dream about Alexander Funke last night, once again. He/She told me to burn things."
"Crikey, I had a dream about Alexander Funke last night, once again. He/She told me to burn things."
by Dr. S. Mukherji November 28, 2007
When you're scrolling up and down your newsfeed, bored out of your mind. Dont have the energy to step away either....
by cosmic candy September 06, 2017
When a particular individual makes that many fuck ups that it becomes reliably consistent to expect similar outcomes from said individual.
by ShibbyChiz September 10, 2022
by childeater123 August 13, 2019
It is a person has not had a sexual experience in an extended period of time and has neglected their genital hygiene.
Brians such a Shaolin funk, I can smell his balls from here.
Jenna’s snatch smells like it ate a stray dog, she’s got a case of the Shaolin funk.
Jenna’s snatch smells like it ate a stray dog, she’s got a case of the Shaolin funk.
by JAbedtime July 26, 2023