Pillow soft

A pussy ass mother fucker. Dude is weak as hell and can't hang anymore.

Can also be applied to females.

Symptoms of being pillow soft include suggesting going to sleep in the middle of drinking, constant caking up, adding y's that don't belong in words.

Michael is the most pillow soft person I know

Michael has gone pillow soft on us recently.

by Fbrya May 7, 2017

soft earth

Term used by the mentally handicapped to prove points

You will live if you land on "Soft Earth"

by bluecheese31 September 3, 2016

soft copy

a soft copy of an album is a downloaded one, as opposed to a bought, physical copy.

andy: hey, have you checked out radioheads new album?

rod: yeah i got myself a soft copy of it the other day, it's sick

andy: rad.

by elleckz January 3, 2011

soft month

re: bill paying! -a soft month would be a month when the payments are a bit 'light'...-no quarterly payments or 'forgotten', or unexpected charges, like doctor co-pay, insurance, taxes, speeding ticket, e.t.c.

i did my bills, but it was a soft month, without any extra 'sting'

-had a soft month this month!, -next month, the whole world will probably need money...

by michael foolsley July 27, 2010

Soft and Giggly

The way you feel after a few glasses of champagne and a smoke. Often prompts uncontrollable giggles and general sense of happiness. Beyond your standard "good mood".

I am feeling soft and giggly after that last glass of champagne.

by yummy_mummy March 31, 2010

Soft Rock

What looks just like a “Real” rock, but when you step on said “Rock” to take a phenomenal picture with your friends, it squish’s down, very unlike a rock, and gets all over your brand new shoes!!!

AHHHHHHHHHH!!! THAT’S NOT A ROCK!!! THAT’S COW POOP!!! THAT’S A SOFT ROCK!!!

by OmniJohnson April 27, 2019

Soft Dogg

When an opportunity arises for a non self made, wealthy yet highly sheltered individual with low to medium extroverted qualities fails to capitalize on an inebriated female who to other on-lookers obviously wants to be infiltrated by his nozzle regardless of his shortcomings as a human being.

Yo Brandon was a total Soft Dogg last night. Trinity was faded and totally wanted dick! I wish that fool would step his game up!

by Urbannozzler March 19, 2009