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universal screw over theory

(noun)
People try to treat people impudently and act as if they are not accepting their punishment when other people take what they dish out but accept their punishment when people do not take what they dish out to avoid being not left off the hook. If someone tries to treat you impudently or unjustly and you just take what they dish out then that person gets to treat you impudently.

It's necessary to an extent for some humans to have someone they can treat impudently so they can blow off steam with or for some for other purposes which may be sadistic. For someone to have a certain positive emotion it is not necessarily the case that someone else has to experience an equal emotion in magnitude but negative; however, it most certainly can work that way and some people try to treat other people unjustly, impudently or just straight out wrong but do it in such a way that they can be left off the hook and in some cases get that person's consent.
John waived his right against Kelly when Kelly screwed him over, so by the universal screw over theory, he has to let Kelly off the hook when Kelly treats him impudently.
by Resbyall July 15, 2014
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Screw you day

On the day 29 October.Anyone whose name begins with the following will be slapped 5 times:
A E C N W
1.“Hey it’s national Screw you day!
2.”oh yeah I forgot here slap my back.”
by PrivvSquahy! October 28, 2019
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Screw

A fucking sharp nail like thing that has twisted metal around it
He used a DRILL to put a SCREW in the wall
by Yeet...fleet...deet June 20, 2019
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Screwed

I'm still not seeing how I'm not getting this (figuratively)
Hym "Yeah, no I don't see how I'm not getting screwed here and I would still like to know what in the actual fuck you guys think you're doing to me here. Cus I have an analogy for what it looks like."
by Hym Iam September 19, 2022
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Screw you with a Q

A phrase meaning 'Go fuck yourself' among other things. Unknown origins. Add more Q to enhance effect.
Tomasz: screw you with a Q!
Ivar: screw you with 45 to the 99th power Q!
by VardanMarutyan November 8, 2025
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Neverending Screw

A kind of mindgame you can play on someone when they do you dirty, when you want to mess with them, or just for fun.
It can make them feel guilty for something they didn't do, overthink, make them question their reality, and/or completely screw their mental. And the best part is... it'll keep replaying itself in their mind over and over and over again.
My ex cheated on me and then tried to accuse me of cheating! I'm definitely going to pull a neverending screw on them and run circles around them.

"She really put me through a neverending screw, I think I need therapy now."
by spiritualhorror August 27, 2023
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National Screw You Day

June 18
On June 18, feel free to tell that one person screw you!
“Hey screw you man!”
“Hey screw you too!”
“You saying that cause it’s National Screw You Day?”
by White nose sam June 17, 2025
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