Jizz Ticket

When a woman or man traps the other one into a relationship by means of a child, the child is the jizz ticket.

Did you here about shawnda? She hooked up with another doctor and now she's pregnant. I guess she finally got her jizz ticket.

by Brown3yw July 5, 2011

whatever tickles your panda

synonym to meaning "whatever floats your boat"
or doing what the fuck you want.

friend: "what do you wanna do today ?"
me: "whatever tickles your panda."

by MST97 July 8, 2011

exit ticket

An assignment a teacher wants to see before you leave their class.

Teacher: Ok class, this assignment will be your exit ticket to leave this class.

by WerewolfNation November 6, 2013

Tillamook Tickle

The act of getting tea-bagged while simultaneously tickling your partners taint.

As the sunset became more romantic she softly whispered in the Colonel's ear "can we, can we, do the Tillamook Tickle tonight Angus?"

by BigButton August 3, 2015

bum tickets

toilet paper

Hey babe! Can you bring me some bum tickets? I ran out in here!

by NevaMO February 2, 2016

Trump tickling

The sport traces its origins back to trout tickling. It involves asking questions at press conferences, or sending Tweets to Donald Trump, in order to get a rise out of him and make him flip.

I did a bit of Trump tickling before breakfast and sent him a Tweet. Trump took the bait, flipped out, prolly lay there still flapping like a fish in his bed, texting me back FAKE NEWS

by ProfDubya February 17, 2017

The Tickel Effect

A naturally occurring phenomenon, whereby gentlemen with distinguished facial-hair become synced in their micturition cadence (commonly referred to as 'pee-time') The Tickel Effect is hypothesized to be an evolutionary means of driving awkward social interaction in confined spaces, thereby solidifying tribal bonds.

I've spotted Neal in the restroom nearly every time I've gone, must be the Tickel Effect in action!

by MaximusRidiculous December 12, 2018