sex zoned

When a girl or a guy only wants to see you for sexual intercourse. Not being your girlfriend/ boyfriend nor friend.

John: Hey man, how did your date go with Denisse?
Jack: Really bad man, she sex zoned me, she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she only wants sex.
John: That's bad? What's wrong with guys nowadays?

by Andresthejeff January 22, 2014

Ankha Zone

WHAT IN THE FRICK FRACK DIDDLY DACK PATTY WACK SMICK SMACK SNICK SNACK TUCK TACK GUCK GACK HELL HEAVEN GACHA HEAT SEVEN ELEVEN RUSSIAN CULTURE CHILLI SNOWFLAKE MATES MAGNATES BABY FART ASS HUMPTY DUMPTY LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD SPONGEBOB FAT BUM BUM POO HEAD QUACK QUACK DUMP TRUCK GAY FRUITY DNF STORIES KARLNAP INTENSE SHIPPERS RANBOO AND TUBBO HEAT TUITY FRUITY SUSSY BUSSY HIP HORP SLAP SLOP HICK HACK FRITTY WITTY FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN DEATH BED SUSSY KUSSY FUSSY WEP WEP HEP HEP JUM JUM PUM PUM SLURP SLORP FUP FOP WHATTA BATTA BATTA WHATTA SOUR PATCH KIDS PORN

Child: ankha zone lollllll
Mother: hell
Child: *sharts into hell*
Ankha: piss

by Denki and shinsou are dating October 28, 2021

friend zone

When a guy treats a woman like their girlfriend and spends money on them as if he was their boyfriend. Most of the time the guy who is stuck in the friend zone will also be whipped by his female friend.

Goodger: Hey Ashley, can i smoke a cigarette?

Ashley: No you can not have a cigarette.(As she throws his pack out the window)

Goodger: Im sorry please dont be mad at me.

Ashley: I am now buy me wendy's im hungry.

Goodger: Ok. (Damn im in the friend zone)

by Rob Szablewski July 7, 2010

The Fuck Zone

Despite what it may seem it’s not the much wanted zone that nice guy want to get into when nice guys are in the friend zone. This is the opposite side of that. It’s finding out the dear friend of yours has only been nice and caring to you because because he wants to fuck you and not because he actually cares.

Nice guy: I’ve been so nice to you and you don’t want to have sex with me?
Girl: great, I’ve been put in The Fuck Zone.

by Badeboop June 4, 2018

lamp zone

The physical point where you are so low down in the friend zone that you are considered nothing but a laminate object, SO BASICALLY YOUR FUCKED MY FRIEND.

"oh Johnny you make such a great table for setting my coffee on!" lamp zone my freind

by obamacare1111 December 9, 2013

Friend Zone

Term used by the sexually frustrated to describe when their friend rejects their sexual or romantic advances, thereby leaving them with friendship and nothing "more". Also known as friendship, with the added awkwardness of you wanting to have sex with them and them not wanting to have sex with you.

Note: when used with a negative connotation, this can make you seem like a jerk who is only interested in your friend for sex; use with caution if you wish to salvage said friendship.

"Ugh, I asked Cindy if she wanted to hook up, but she totally friend zoned me."
"Okay, but you're still friends, right?"
"Yeah, I'll just have to stop picturing her naked."

by chicgeeknicole November 20, 2016

aquaintance zone

When a situation goes from, romances, bromances, friendzones to the nope zone. It's time to label it and call the time of death as Aquaintance Zone. It was already feeling weird, awkward, twighlight zone-ish. Now things aren't what either of you wanted and you may be in the grey area, so this helps you decide to phase it out in a friendly way. You taper off, slowly. It's better than ghosting. Ghosting is harsh and it is for that last resort for cutting ties completely.

Person: I thought we were friends and this was going somewhere?
You: Well, honestly we were in the friendzone, but now we're definitely in the Aquaintance Zone. Have a good one.

by lelalelo March 21, 2017