Simon is a guy that obsesses over younger kids and gets themselves into trouble. Watch your drinks around them because if you aren't careful you may get a bit dizzy and wake up naked in a Simons bed.
be careful Simon is here
by lalaljpod November 22, 2021

by Shuagy September 5, 2023

A man who can continue to press forward in business and real life despite ongoing attacks on himself, his property and his reputation by lesser men.
by Brenenegan June 3, 2018

“hi simone”
simone : “ go eat a salad”
simone : “ go eat a salad”
by ash.cigarette March 5, 2022

A very competetive person that has a big cock and is a chick magnet likes to hang out with his friends. He can also be nice to his friends and family.
Good person Simon
by The Cooler Than The Coolest July 20, 2021

To have a total fuck up which is compounded by another total fuck up which could have been avoided.
Originates from the time when Simon Le Bon capsized his yacht then realised he didn’t have any Insurance.
Originates from the time when Simon Le Bon capsized his yacht then realised he didn’t have any Insurance.
“See that guy’s house burned down? Daft twat didn’t have any insurance! Proper Simon Le Bon’s yacht that one!”
by The Dung Hammer June 13, 2025

Underrated football manager from the uk.
Coaches the team (tarvinrexfc) and currently top of the board.
Coaches the team (tarvinrexfc) and currently top of the board.
Simon neugebauer is an underrated football manager/coach the team he works for is tarvinrexfc and he deserves way more fame.
by Simon neugebauer May 12, 2021
