Parker

Dumb and total simp

Parker is such a simp he will do anything to be with women

by Boy72 November 24, 2021

Parker the dude

A quirky guy who is very nice and weird. Most girls just want to be his friend. He is also that one guy who screams like a girl getting a new phone.

Person 1: Have you seen Parker?
Person 2: Yah he is so nice
Person 1: He screams like a girl
Person 2: He is such a Parker the dude.

by Liz-is-funny February 13, 2019

Parker

Big dick

Man 1: Did u see parkers dick bro?

Man 2: Yes it really big

big pp big pp

by Bigpenis_lover69 April 3, 2022

peter parker complex

when you help everyone you know but put yourself last

John:hey,did you see Jack? he has a peter parker complex

by D1sc0rd February 28, 2022

parker tennant

he is next to me and has cool hair, i like him he smells good

thats parker tennant

by Nev5 May 16, 2022

Parker

A parrot looking boy that squaks at every random chance

Parker is such a parrot! he loves crackers!

by dragontu71 February 23, 2022

Parker

To excitedly chug an alcoholic drink holding it with both hands; inspired by the two year old Parker chugging and yelling “MORE MILKKKKKK!!!”

“Next shot!! You still have in your cup?!! Come on, Parker it!”

by anonymous December 5, 2020