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poopy on monday

i have poopy on monday
by sirquakumsjr June 6, 2022
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what wins on sunday sells on monday

A sentence that derived from racing meaning whatever won on the race day will have a increase in demands the day after.
Guy 1: why does mercedes win every race?
Guy 2: i don't know but what wins on sunday sells on monday man
by elongatedeel June 28, 2021
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monday

Satan in the form of a day
AHH!!!!!!!!!!! SATAN RUN!!!!!!!!!! no im just monday give me dat ass
by the smrt one March 2, 2018
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Mundane Monday

When the start of your work week is so slow and devoid of objectives that you can't find anything to escape the existential dread at work
Kenny:"Yo there's no orders and the warehouse is all fixed up, what is there to do?
Rick:" Milk the clock i guess, just another mundane monday."
by Capuchin for Hire June 10, 2023
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Musky Mondays

to brighten up your dim mondays, you spend the day praising the lord Elon and post pictures of him all day.
bro ive been looking forward to musky mondays since saturday
by yummylad December 3, 2018
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National Dick Pic Mondays

It is a day that takes place every single Monday. The meaning of this day is to take a picture of your dick and send it to at least one person. If the other person sends you one back then you will have good luck for the whole week. If the other person does not send you one back, then you will have bad luck for the entire week until Friday. Saturday is a luck-roulette! This day has recently been invented and in my opinion a day to see if you can trust your friends!
Jacob didn't participate in National Dick Pic Mondays with me so now I have bad luck for the rest of the week!
by The Week-Day Maker July 20, 2021
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Dub-a-lub Monday

Getting black out on Monday drinking Dupra Vodka.
Are you coming over for Dub-a-lub Monday?
by Red Drank January 4, 2008
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