Zombie Redeye Jet Lag

Zombie Redeye Jet Lag

ENSUES after a redeye flight

Stages of Redeye Zombification :

1 Extreme exhaustion
2 Extreme indigestion
3. Extreme nausea.
4. Periods of confusion and delusion
5 Irritability

6. Delirium
7. Hallucinations.
8. Decision Fatigue.
9. Flatulence.
10. Blurry vision
11. Restlessness.
12. Final Coma Like Relaxation

Usually, each stage is lasts about an hour, but this can change vary per person.

I really wanna Go out tonight, but that “Zombie Redeye Jet Lag” got me feeling some type of way !

by BlaykeyDonk Jr February 19, 2025

Laggin jet

Laggin jet in top 5 of best on Xbox runs caxut and cevria on the daily

Laggin jet a jet that lags all night on Xbox

by Hwhwhwh April 4, 2023

Jumbo Jet

Something that is weekly flown into Waj's mum's head. This may be preformed before or after truck-bombing a kebab shop.

Barry: Give that special edd monkey's mother a jumbo jet to the skull!
Waj: Rubber dinghy rapids, bro!

Example 2:

Faisal has passed away due to being jumbo jetted by sheep.

by SoggyBoneSyndrome July 22, 2023

Swifter Wet Jet

when a guy nuts and slings his dick everywhere so his nut gets evereywhere.

"Yo man can you give me the Swifter wet jet?"

by Daddy's Castle February 15, 2020

Super Jet

the act of accelerating the mph of your urine by wanking.

Joseph Super Jetted so far it hit Caroline in the eye.

by excelledstream March 28, 2017

Private Jet

An elaborate and expensive way to appear a hypocrite.

Yeah, but I off set the carbon with lots of trees, and a Papal dispensation. Now let’s park my private jet next to that snowdrift while I harangue you about Global Warming you smelly peasants

by Maggie T May 7, 2025

jet kokie

this boy doesn't know anything

person 1 : what is this
person 2 : did you do a jet kokie

by jxdtrdu September 25, 2019