The act of sitting in a room and an awful odor fills the room. You look around to see who it was and everyone else is staring at you. Embarrassment rushes as you soon find out that you have just had a magical experience of a free wind.
Guy: *sniff* What was that?
Girl: Ew... That was completely gross. Why would you do something like that?
Guy: What did I do? I was just talking about that.....
Girl's friend: Lol he just had a magical free wind! What a loser!
Everyone (except guy): *Laughing*
Girl: Ew... That was completely gross. Why would you do something like that?
Guy: What did I do? I was just talking about that.....
Girl's friend: Lol he just had a magical free wind! What a loser!
Everyone (except guy): *Laughing*
by retouQ August 30, 2010
Get the Magical Free Windmug. by a coven of ravens January 24, 2019
Get the 3 sheets to the windmug. In the south, it is when all of the guy cousins hang their dick out and a female cousin runs back and forth hitting them like wind chimes.
by CarpetMuncher_69 February 17, 2017
Get the Tennessee Wind Chimemug. by tumbler86 November 15, 2014
Get the wilkes-barre wind chimemug. by theCon June 21, 2013
Get the Fair Winds & Following Seasmug. A paniced state of confusion where there are multiple obvious choices for courses of action, but the subject, overwhelmed and shocked, freezes up and does nothing.
Bill was flirting with this gorgeous babe all night then when she took her top off, he didn't know wether to shit or wind his watch!!!
by Uncle Duke October 23, 2009
Get the shit or wind his watchmug. An irreparable smear on the Legend of Zelda franchise, complete with awful graphics, linear dungeons, and mind numbingly repetitive gameplay. Can't hold a candle to the masterpiece that is Majora's Mask.
by alt + f4 August 8, 2005
Get the Zelda: The Wind Wakermug.