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rusty bakery

when you have an old fat woman and she tells you that she wants it in her vagina... but you continue to miss the mark by putting it between her rolls/wrinkles; resulting in the old fat woman giving you a blowjob whilst her long jowels tickle the insides of your legs.
Well the other day I got me a 49'er to come home and give me the old rusty bakery.
by Ivan E. Normuscock March 1, 2009
mugGet the rusty bakerymug.

Rusty Pickle

The act of first inserting a pickle half-way into the anus, eating it up to the rim, and then sucking the rest of it into your mouth, savoring the juices.
by schabros December 23, 2010
mugGet the Rusty Picklemug.

rusty subaru

When you give a person a rim-job but they haven't wiped in weeks so they have shit stuck in their rim and ass hair
Jim: I had to give Zack A rusty Subaru last night
by Boobaru April 23, 2018
mugGet the rusty subarumug.

Rusty Oven

When a man puts his testicles in an elderly womans vagina
Boy #1 "Dude did you hear that Robert's Dad gave a girl a Rusty Oven?" Boy #2 "Awww eww dude that's sick, we should tell everyone at school!"
by Baby Meflem Master March 9, 2011
mugGet the Rusty Ovenmug.

rusty frothwagon

when a male lets out excrement into the females vagina
then stirring it up in a circulatory motion then slurping it out with a straw.
Stan- man! have you had fucking rusty frothwagon yet theyre great

Gary- dude my girlfriend said she was gunna try sumthing like that tonight!
Stan- EPIC BRAH!
by fuckbot11223344 July 20, 2011
mugGet the rusty frothwagonmug.

Rusty Foreman

The rusty foreman is when you initiate a rimjob but only after your face is defecated upon.
I hear that Charlie is into some wild stuff; eating ass isn't enough, he really dives into the ol' rusty foreman.
by Crusty Foreman May 8, 2018
mugGet the Rusty Foremanmug.

rusty overalls

When a blue collar working man gets home from a long day of work and hits the pub then comes home for a night of fornication but can’t undo his straps because they are rusty.. he unzips his mid section and had at it
After a night of prowling I met a burly construction worker who took me back to his trailer and laid the rusty overalls on me. Owwwwww!!!
by Case face December 20, 2017
mugGet the rusty overallsmug.

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