rusty bakery

when you have an old fat woman and she tells you that she wants it in her vagina... but you continue to miss the mark by putting it between her rolls/wrinkles; resulting in the old fat woman giving you a blowjob whilst her long jowels tickle the insides of your legs.

Well the other day I got me a 49'er to come home and give me the old rusty bakery.

by Ivan E. Normuscock March 1, 2009

double rusty

When two girls spit in each other's mouth, and then proceed to suck the man's penis and balls.

Ben was having a bad day but it all turned around when two girls from the floor below gave him a double rusty.

by Daddy Clat March 18, 2015

rusty spooning

When you spoon with a REALLY old person

"During my time camping, I WAS rusty spooning my grandma"

by The original rusty spoon February 4, 2016

rusty overalls

When a blue collar working man gets home from a long day of work and hits the pub then comes home for a night of fornication but can’t undo his straps because they are rusty.. he unzips his mid section and had at it

After a night of prowling I met a burly construction worker who took me back to his trailer and laid the rusty overalls on me. Owwwwww!!!

by Case face December 20, 2017

rusty subaru

When you give a person a rim-job but they haven't wiped in weeks so they have shit stuck in their rim and ass hair

Jim: I had to give Zack A rusty Subaru last night

by Boobaru April 23, 2018

Rusty Shuffle

The shuffle you make to retrieve TP after realizing your out.

Dropped a load only to realize my GF used the last of the TP roll, had rusty shuffle for more.

by LongTuna May 8, 2020

Rusty Anchor

Perform anal sex to a finish, pull your dick out and dunk it in a craft beer and make your partner drink it.

If she let's me sail the brown seas she be deserving of a Rusty Anchor!!!

by Rim Tobbs August 19, 2020