when you have an old fat woman and she tells you that she wants it in her vagina... but you continue to miss the mark by putting it between her rolls/wrinkles; resulting in the old fat woman giving you a blowjob whilst her long jowels tickle the insides of your legs.
by Ivan E. Normuscock March 02, 2009
When you give a person a rim-job but they haven't wiped in weeks so they have shit stuck in their rim and ass hair
by Boobaru December 30, 2017
Perform anal sex to a finish, pull your dick out and dunk it in a craft beer and make your partner drink it.
by Rim Tobbs August 20, 2020
A sexual act in which you spread a person’s ass cheeks, stick your finger in their ass, pick them up, and spin them around your finger like a basketball.
“Dude smell by finger”
*sniff* what the fuck!?!?!”
“Gave my girl a rusty basketball last night bro!”
“Can you please wash your finger??”
*sniff* what the fuck!?!?!”
“Gave my girl a rusty basketball last night bro!”
“Can you please wash your finger??”
by FruitSnaxitave December 14, 2018
When a blue collar working man gets home from a long day of work and hits the pub then comes home for a night of fornication but can’t undo his straps because they are rusty.. he unzips his mid section and had at it
After a night of prowling I met a burly construction worker who took me back to his trailer and laid the rusty overalls on me. Owwwwww!!!
by Case face December 21, 2017
The act of taking a urn with someone’s ashes and each person from the group urinates in the urn. The first one to overflow has to drink from the urn creating the rusty lemonade.
by White-trash Magee June 22, 2023
I hear that Charlie is into some wild stuff; eating ass isn't enough, he really dives into the ol' rusty foreman.
by Crusty Foreman February 28, 2018