box of rocks

When a person, usually a male, has brain matter equivalent to a cardboard box containing a assortment of rocks with absolutely no street value. Not to be confused with a jewelry box.

Mike is a fuckin' box of rocks. He does the dumbest shit.

by JP May 13, 2005

rock cock

when you go beyond a normal erection and your penis has hardness of stone.

i had major rock cock after walking in on your mom in the shower.

by tyler0durden July 27, 2005

Punk Rock

music with no boundaries. music with no rules. music from the heart.

by Anonymous October 23, 2003

rocks with mouths

From The Jon Stewart Show, a description of particularly stupid people.

Not to be confused with "Potatoes with mouths."

Even better than "Potatoes with mouths" because potatoes can act as a conductor of electricity -- rocks just sit there.

Those people are so stupid, they are like rocks with mouths.

by D9 GM September 2, 2010

saturn rocks

Cbd flower dipped in delta 8 oil and sprinkled with kief dust.

Smoked some saturn rocks for 420 and I'm space walking.

by Spacewalk420 February 22, 2021

Raking Rocks

The action of snorting cocaine

- "She was caught raking rocks behind the school."

by Mouse Pearce March 27, 2017

Got a rock on

Got an erection, i.e woah she gives me a rock on!

erection, hard on, stiffie

by Chris Rocksville February 1, 2005