Toilet Paper

Something that white ppl are fighting over cuz they stupid
by -MermyWazHere- April 26, 2020
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paper titties

A girl's boobs when she stuffs her bra.
Guy #1: She has nice boobs
Guy #2: No, those are paper titties
by pseudonym54563563 March 28, 2015
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penis paper

A type of paper made from peni harvested from cadavers. Commonly used in books written by members of the illuminati. The most famous book ever to use penis paper was "Alex Wenz likes penis and had no swag."
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Paper Technician

Someone in IT who has a bunch of certifications but is totally incompetent when it comes to doing actual work.
Mark reinstalled the heatsink without the CPU, filling the socket with thermal paste, he's such a paper technician.
by Deimosian May 05, 2019
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Paper irish

Paper irish: Americans who are genetically irish but are scoffed at by the REAL irish. That is, they are irish only according to 23 and me.
If you are a yank and you may have irish descent but you think "too-ra-loo-ra" is an Irish lullaby, and you get drunk on green beer on st. Patrick's day, you're just "paper irish."
by higmaster flash April 27, 2023
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Print a paper

The excuse to bring someone into your dorm room to have sex. This works especially well as a cover story if you actually have a printer. Can also be used as a euphemism for having sex on campus
Ted and Grace won't be here for a bit. They went to Ted's dorm room to print a paper
by DimeRattlehead August 28, 2017
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Wall Paper

When a guy cums on a girl and then throws money so it sticks to her.
A: Dude, i totally wall papered this girl last night
B: No way, how much did you spend
A: I stuck a five to her forehead and a one to her cheek.
by Foolishmrtl April 30, 2011
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