Naked Pi

When the number π could no longer hide her insecurities before her fellow mathematical constants, because the pressure to appear cool in popular culture is taking a toll on her psychological well-being—when fame and popularity come with such a high price that she could lose everything if she failed to reorder her priorities.

Naked Pi’s psychologist advised her to stop being a people pleaser or rescuer unless she doesn’t mind her fans and foes controlling her life.

by Numerati August 20, 2025

Pi

circumference of a circle over the diameter.

Pi- 3.14159265358979323

pi times the radius squared is equal to the area of a circle.

by 3.141592653589:) December 27, 2019

Pi Inequality

When the number π feels marginalized in some puritan or theocratic quarters as it is allowed only to express itself to one or two decimal places, or to two or three significant figures, while such a numerical oppression is quasi-inexistent in most countries in the West.

Due to oft-unspoken pi inequality, π in different milieux is not treated equally or fairly.

by Fasters December 15, 2021

Harpos Pies

When you buy random objects from waitress, like a set of pies, and then never collect on them, or never really anticipate you will get them.

I can't believe Brooks bought 6 "harpos pies" from that waitress; he is never going to get them...

by cgrizcookiemonster March 10, 2022

pied

to get hit and then shot 12 times in the lungs

youll get pied if you dont shut up

by timothyfucker November 29, 2021

Pi

A number that is 3.1415926535897932384626...
You can memorize the first 50 digits and then say you know hundreds because people get bored of listening to you say numbers.

You: I know 200 digits of pi
Friend: Show me
You: 3.141592653589793238-
Friend: Wow
You: That wasn't all of them
Friend: I don't care

by Ranger Russet January 15, 2024

jean pi

A big dick.

Girl 1: Wow this guy has a big dick!
Girl 2: Oh that's obviously Jean Pi!

by branlix2000 June 6, 2017