cheeky muffin

When your muffins get too frisky in the oven.

You should always be afraid of a cheeky muffin

by EmoPunkRocker May 03, 2016

cheeky muffin

When your muffins get a little too frisky in the oven.

¨Brennon is such a cheeky muffin¨

by EmoPunkRocker April 06, 2016

Cog Muffin

Cog Muf-fin
-noun-
1.The thing one wants most out of this world.

"Nick really wants Lee more than world peace, therefore she is his cog muffin!"

by Nicholas Scott Oliver October 20, 2007

sloth-muffin

This name is used for a person who is not only lazy but hairy as well. They have dry skin and are usually very fat and lumpy! Not only that they smell like an infected vagina and are told this numerous times over. They suffer from a rare disease where they are always hungry.

Alexia is such a sloth-muffin she smells so bad, she has dry skin and is fat as well!

by Anonymous.but.hot July 08, 2015

Muffin pussy

When your FUPA and your muffin top meet and create an alternate usable crevice

I was banging Kim last night and accidentally glazed her muffin pussy

by 47thumper October 03, 2019

Squashed muffins

Used as an insult for a girl who is flat

Is very offensive

Boy:”wow she has some squashed muffins”
Girl:”Bitch wtf”

by Gduashxhwi June 11, 2020

enjoy the muffins

The over all pleasure of oral,taking your tongue swirling it in a variety of different movements,from many positions, feeling that you can't have enough of it.

I finally got to enjoy the muffins of this girl i was really into and it was the best

by yea me 2 January 04, 2015