Frosty milkshake

After getting a boobjob a man ejaculates on to the bare breasts of the woman, next the man slaps the woman's cum drenched boobs making them jiggle or "shake" with the milky cum all over them.

Tula slapped Marcus after he gave her a frosty milkshake.

by DannyTheScoob April 10, 2017

Self Milkshake

To put one's legs behind their head and masturbate until they ejaculate into their own mouth.

"Man, I can't get any girls tonight."
"Looks like you're in for a self milkshake tonight!"

by Kitchen Stove June 20, 2017

milkshake marathon

A wish of certain death in which a individual(s) go get a milk shake, and then go to a new milk shake stand in rapid succession. This is repeated X10 and each milk shake must be entirely consumed before the next milkshake is consumed.

That milkshake marathon took forever and made me so sick.

by SevericK BooM June 27, 2017

i ran out of milkshake

I ran out of patience . I Wanna talk about it sooner

I would have never said anything but i ran out of milkshake.

by Smart3rd April 20, 2018

pasadena milkshake

The nasal version of a rainbow kiss. I.e. snorting through a straw.

Dude, the girl tried to rainbow kiss me so I gave her a pasadena milkshake instead

by Pasadena Milkshake June 17, 2016

Coon Eyed Vanilla Milkshake

When a male punches his lover in each eye, giving them two black eyes, and then forcing them to suck his cock until he cums.

Similar to Dirty Panda

I gave Susan the old Coon Eyed Vanilla Milkshake last night after she returned from Arabia.

by SeaBass4 June 12, 2016

Banana Milkshake

The phenomenon occurring when a piss is so pleasurable that simultaneous ejaculation occurs; the creamy yellow combination of semen and urine is the 'banana milkshake'.

"Bro, I needed to slash so bad that when I did I made a banana milkshake".

by SweatyBear May 9, 2016