Noun: name of some you love
Jonathan (jonnie) a boy you will love for the rest of your life, someone who has more red flags than an actual red flag factory... But for some reason when you see him you wil forget everything thing that you need to avoid about him. The reason you breathe and the reason you want to hold your breath
Jonathan (jonnie) a boy you will love for the rest of your life, someone who has more red flags than an actual red flag factory... But for some reason when you see him you wil forget everything thing that you need to avoid about him. The reason you breathe and the reason you want to hold your breath
by Fyjgdtujcry August 19, 2022
Get the Jonathanmug. A fucking hot ass sexy ass bitch who doesn't fucking love me back and he's creeped out by me JUST BECAUSE i wrote a porn about how we had sex (we didn't) and like i have sex with him alot in my head and i need some help he IS SO HOT OMG!!1!
Someone: have you seen jonathan
Me: sexy fucking bitch i've stalked him so hard i know where he lives and i know more about him then he does
Someone: ....WTF never talk to me again you sociopath ass talking to inanimate objects looking ass
Me: sexy fucking bitch i've stalked him so hard i know where he lives and i know more about him then he does
Someone: ....WTF never talk to me again you sociopath ass talking to inanimate objects looking ass
by Blanco niña December 29, 2019
Get the Jonathanmug. A very Good person with a strong heart and is with a very kind loving and caring girl named kaitlyn and they are the perfect couple and will live happy ever after.
by jonathan wilson May 15, 2015
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Get the jonathanmug. Sister Jonathan is a nickname for Jon Guelas , member of the english band United Vibe , that has been gaining popularity between fans of the band and also with some of the X Factor 2018 members.
by sister 5.0 November 3, 2018
Get the Sister Jonathanmug. A very nice and well mannered man that know how to treat women right. A Jonathan Lipschutz knows how to be a true gentleman in every situation
Girl 1: he came shopping with me, got me matcha and waited for my uber to arrive.
Girl 2: he is a true Jonathan Lipschutz!
Girl 2: he is a true Jonathan Lipschutz!
by Maartjepardje July 13, 2025
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