Jon

Jon skips date day.
Jon ghosts the phone calls.
Don't be like Jon.

Fuck sake! He if he Jon's me one more time, we are done.

by Dontbejon October 27, 2022

Jon

Make plans that sound awesome and not follow through.

Adjective:“He was going to take me to his guy to get a tattoo for my birthday. That was last year. Something about this feels Jonnish.”

Verb: “ He said we are going to that awesome gay bar to do karaoke, I have really been practicing and everything! I hope he isn’t going to Jon me again”

(Antonym) JEN

A friend who follows through on fun things.

“Dude, of course we will go to the concert.” “She Jens, she doesn’t Jon”.

by Frosty75 February 15, 2019

Jon

Something ( usually a joke ) that is found to be irrelevant and unfunny.

That was a very jon joke.
Kofi's dad jokes are jon.

by anonymous.123.90 February 15, 2022

Jon

A niglet with a bigger dick than raan.

"Do you remember that little niglet raan? His dad jon is also a niglet, but his dick is way longer."

by Alex. Hamilton September 22, 2025

Jon

A codeword for a quick fap session or masturbating

"hey imma go Jon real quick brb"
" I can't be very explicit now, but I was *jonning* about 20 mins ago that's why I didn't pick your call up"

by Amoeba2021 July 14, 2020

Jonned

Somebody who has been fooled into believing a girl or boy has a crush them, when in reality, they do not like them at all.

Dude 1: “Hey, I think Melissa likes me!”
Dude 2: “Are you kidding? She is jonning you bro…”
Dude 1: “Bro she blocked me on everything”
Dude 2: “Ha! I told you! You just got jonned!”

by AntIs_Cool December 12, 2023

Retard Jon

Retard Jon is a person who was not born retarded but simply drank himself retarded.

my buddy is a real retard jon

by dopelemon June 11, 2020