An example of bed olympics - cellphone buzzes on the other side of the room. Lean over, grab ruler from floor, smack phone closer to you, stretch out pinkie finger - success!
by definebedolympics July 23, 2012
Get the bed olympicsmug. by HAMMY AND DEZZAAAAAAAAAAAA May 30, 2017
Get the brake the bedmug. Detritus found in the dirty sheets of dudes.
See Also:
Dirt Bed Durt Bed
noun:
1. Dirty sheets typical of dudes, hallmarked by debris such as small rocks, kitty litter, and actual dirt found in between the bottom and top sheets of his bed or resting place (can include couches and/or futons), often dragged in from walking barefoot on dirty floors. "I totally fingerblasted that girl in my dirt bed"
See Also:
Dirt Bed Durt Bed
noun:
1. Dirty sheets typical of dudes, hallmarked by debris such as small rocks, kitty litter, and actual dirt found in between the bottom and top sheets of his bed or resting place (can include couches and/or futons), often dragged in from walking barefoot on dirty floors. "I totally fingerblasted that girl in my dirt bed"
by Bottoms_Up December 23, 2009
Get the Bed Dirtmug. A common and well known way to describe the world and everywhere in the universe in general. Can also be used to refer to every situation imaginable, as in “in general”.
by GoodChristianWife November 1, 2020
Get the General bedmug. by asdfghjklmnbbvc February 4, 2014
Get the bed spreadingmug. An attractive young man whom you summon to your bedside with a bell to refill your water, much like at a restaurant. He may also be summoned to remove your chamber pot, or hold a bottle while you pee. He exists to make your life in bed as leisurely as possible.
by GoodKingWenceslasssssss January 7, 2020
Get the bed boymug. A hotboxed bunkbed located in UCSC Stevenson House 5, inhabited by the chillest stoners you will ever meet.
by Mr. BRP February 20, 2011
Get the Bed and Bongfestmug.