When you and your friend do something gay without socks on but at the end of the day your still homophobic and straight
Khriz and Michael had hot steamy sex but at the end of the sex they dabbed each other up and agreed they are strictly straight
by Gayalejo January 12, 2023
Get the Strictly Straight mug.When someone is completely fucking stupid they are "straight hail" as if they have suffered extreme brain damage from being stuck in an insane hail storm.
Bro 1: I swallowed an ice cube 3 days ago, how come I haven't pooped it out yet?
Bro 2: Holy fuck you're straight hail
Bro 2: Holy fuck you're straight hail
by Its Ya Boy Yung Dagger Dick September 9, 2018
Get the straight hail mug.A response given when someone or something has done you wrong, when things just aren't right with a scenario or simply just isn't what you expected to happen.
Someone who does you dirty could be described as "dusty"
Someone who does you dirty could be described as "dusty"
Person One: "I'm so upset. John said he was going to us his extra ticket to take me to the game tonight, but instead he brought his girlfriend."
Person Two: "Bro, I'm so sorry that's that straight dust"
Person Two: "Bro, I'm so sorry that's that straight dust"
by ColoradoanfreezinginMinnesota May 6, 2019
Get the Straight Dust mug.Some people are tip-toeing around it, some people are on the diving board but this man in straight in the pool.
by Grapes 🍇 September 6, 2023
Get the Straight in the pool mug.When a dude continuously jokes with other dudes that he is attracted to them and wants to get it on, to the point that his bros are convinced that he bats for the other team. Typically happens between roommates in hockey dressing rooms, small apartments, dormitories or while sleeping in a tent.
by SpamMasterDude August 12, 2021
Get the Johnson Straight mug.Boy1: dude she had straight leg by the time I was done with her
Boy 2: awe, girls never do that for me!
Boy 2: awe, girls never do that for me!
by Horneykneecaps February 11, 2022
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