technically alive

Alive, but with no chance of survival.

You are technically alive when you are poisoned with lead.

by MaybeARealWord January 22, 2022

Technical

The single greatest vehicle added to GTA V Online, oh yeah also a actual weapon that is used by militias around the world of a machine gun attached to a pick-up truck, technicals can also be different by the fact as some have missile pods from helicopters attached so have fun with that

All out forces are fucking dead and we saw a note on the body of one of our guys that says “The technical can spawn kek 1-0 lmao ez get clapped cry about it”

by NekoMikoYe February 4, 2022

technically

Synonym for "off the top of my head, and without benefit from even the slightest expertise or insight"

"Technically, given that Johnson's home is also his workplace, going to all those parties could have been within the rules"

by Bunnidge February 14, 2022

technicalow

Words cannot describe the magnitude of his presence and how it effects those around him. He is a true baj and a god-gamer in his presence you do not, ever talk to him. He will talk to you.

OH NO! A GANG OF SPACE PIRATES ARE ATTACKING THE WALGREENS! WAIT! IS THAT? IT IS! ITS TECHNICALOW!!!

by technicalow June 10, 2022

TechnicalAuthority

An unsophisticated person. Not very smart/intelligent.

Mostly used to offend a member of the LGBTQ, as it stands for homosexual.

Stop doing technicalAuthority's.

Stop calling me a TechnicalAuthority, I get extremley offended as that is a slur towards homosexuals.

by TheAirMaster420 October 11, 2022

technicolor boy

the technicolor girl’s opposite. this is the boy they’re always on the phone with. the ultimate duo, tbh. insinuates the technicolor girl’s ramblings.

“The technicolor boy had a call time of six hours and eleven minutes with them in a Saturday.”

by philodendronz January 25, 2023

Technical Difficulties

Holy crap guys, my car totally broke down so I wasn't able to be here at 4:30am CST Not my fault and I'm good at verbal contracts of whatever.

Hym "Ok. Sorry for the technical difficulties. So first order of business: it's a little racist to attribute 'black culture' as the cause of promiscuity in cases where men are having multiple 'babymamas.' According to the redpill guys that is how sex is generally distributed. This is caused by 'hypergamy' and/or 'pre-selection/social proof.' Women want to fuck either the best available mate (hypergamy) or they want to fuck the guy who is already fucking the other women (pre-selection/social proof). So, they all fuck the same guy (probably because his cock is fat) and wearing a condom doesn't feel as good and raising a kid is harder than fucking all of the women throwing themselves at you so they just aren't going to do it. What you're proposing isn't a real solution because the guys that are slutting out all of the women aren't watching your channel and/or have no reason to do what you're telling them to do. So, what you want is for ME to do the thing that THEY aren't doing because somehow I'M the problem here. Values aren't going to stop women from having a selection bypass or stop fat cocks from fucking your daughter. YOU want ME to 'clean up the mess' and 'work hard' for A company. That's your solution. Has nothing to do with 'black culture.' "

by Hym Iam April 21, 2023