Ultra Straight

A person who is not attracted to straight women because straight women like penis so they go for lesbians.

John: Hey do you like straight women?

Tim: No I’m Ultra Straight, I only like women who like other women because straight girls like penis which is kinda gay

by Mike Oxbleeding March 14, 2021

straight hail

When someone is completely fucking stupid they are "straight hail" as if they have suffered extreme brain damage from being stuck in an insane hail storm.

Bro 1: I swallowed an ice cube 3 days ago, how come I haven't pooped it out yet?

Bro 2: Holy fuck you're straight hail

by Its Ya Boy Yung Dagger Dick September 9, 2018

Being not straight

A video by Jaiden animations that people went nuts over cause now their shitty fanfictions can't come to life

Jaiden released a video called "Being not straight"
and 2,000,000 idiot simps cried in agony that day

by CrungleChugger97 April 29, 2022

Straight circle

A straight circle is a perfect as a straight line but still a circle.

You've drawn an amazing straight circle

by Straight circle October 8, 2020

Ultimate Straight

The opposite of big gay

Ultimate straight

by CABAGE No2 May 7, 2022

Straight shift

Also known as a stick shift

He did not know how to drive the car because it was a straight shift

by #bugman May 14, 2018

straight greens

Marijuana, just marijuana

John: yo do you want any chop in your bowl?
Guy: no I just want straight greens.

by Gumi May 1, 2016