Swedish coffee

Very thin coffee.

"You know how some coffee is so thin you can see the bottom of a cup? Well, Swedish coffee is so thin that you can see the IKEA logo underneath it."

by coffee junky 69 November 7, 2021

Swedish Grip

When you're blond and flex your kegels during sex

Damn Francine had me in the Swedish grip

by Kittymeow January 5, 2017

Swedish Slingshot

When you shit in a condom and then you use it to slingshot your ass liquid at someone

somebody did a drive-by Swedish slingshot on my dad!

by Hal Wilkerson January 10, 2025

swedish hotdog

When a male wraps his penis in a hotdog bun , and squirts mustard on the penis. The male then force feeds a female his 'hotdog'.

"I wanna swedish hotdog right up my mouth"- Miley Cyrus

by Swedish Obama December 12, 2014

Swedish brick

A Volvo station wagon from the 100, 200, 700 or 900 Series.

Sven drove his Swedish brick to IKEA, picked up a new bed and listened to ABBA on the way home

by Robert Sanvagene October 25, 2023

Swedish butt whistle

the "Swedish Butt Whistle" is when one take an entire 750ml bottle of Mr. Black Coffee Liqeur, and butt chugs it

Stats: 1,000mg of caffeine and 20% alcohol.

Hits your system immediately and you die.

*DO NOT EVER ATTEMPT THIS UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES*

the only two people I could see doing this and surviving is 1. BadlandChugs and 2. ShoeNice33

but as of 03/14/2024, ShoeNice is now 40 days sober and I DONT want this post to be the reason he goes back to addiction again. keep it up shoenice, fuck poison.

Ronnie wanted to prove he was an alpha male not a sigma male like Brock suggested, so he did the Swedish butt whistle in front of everyone at the fraternity. He was hospitalized ASAP and died the following morning. Ego is one heckuva drug.

by KJT (King Jean Triples) March 14, 2024

Swedish grenade

When you put nicotine pouches in you’re foreskin and shoot them out by getting a boner

Bro don’t get a boner you will Swedish grenade

by anonymous June 3, 2025