To perform the scarsdale surprise, one must do the following:
1. Pick up a girl/guy at a bar and go back to your place for sex.
2. Make sure they fall asleep naked.
3. Wait until they are asleep. Then pick them up out of the bed and lay them outside your door naked whilst adamantly refusing to let them back in or to give them their clothes back.
1. Pick up a girl/guy at a bar and go back to your place for sex.
2. Make sure they fall asleep naked.
3. Wait until they are asleep. Then pick them up out of the bed and lay them outside your door naked whilst adamantly refusing to let them back in or to give them their clothes back.
Perverted Cabbie: Nice rack, sweetass!
Arielle: Fuck you shitface. Some guy just gave me a scarsdale surprise.
Arielle: Fuck you shitface. Some guy just gave me a scarsdale surprise.
by johnfitzgibbonsIII July 7, 2006
Get the scarsdale surprisemug. 
When a guy is having sex with a woman from behind andright before he is done, he spits on her back so she thinks he is finished, and when she turns around he blows in her face. "Surprise!"
by Jamie Chennells December 12, 2007
Get the shanghi surprisemug. When you go down on a woman only to find that she's been freshly fucked by another man but she purposely didn't mention it!
Jack: Jill, your pussy tastes different!
Jill: do you like it?
Jack: I'm not sure!
Jill: (grabbing Jack's hair and wrapping her legs around his neck) Well, surprise! It's full of some other guys cum, lap up your Creampie surprise!
Jill: do you like it?
Jack: I'm not sure!
Jill: (grabbing Jack's hair and wrapping her legs around his neck) Well, surprise! It's full of some other guys cum, lap up your Creampie surprise!
by un-herd October 3, 2015
Get the Creampie surprisemug. An amazing facial feature that any girl can do, thus giving her the name "Surprised Girl" =-O she is awesome, random, loves llamas, sexy, has a beatiful surprised face, and a beautiful smile. She has a great sense of humor, and is anyones best friend. also known as an emily.
Brian: Have you met Surprised Girl?
Liz: You mean Emily?
Brian: No, Surprised Girl
Liz: Why do you call her that?
Brian: Becuase she always looks surprised
Liz: You mean Emily?
Brian: No, Surprised Girl
Liz: Why do you call her that?
Brian: Becuase she always looks surprised
by Tink13 October 17, 2010
Get the Surprised Girlmug. I felt a little backed up when things got hot and heavy and when he pulled out, I gave him a Tony surprise.
by Bethany Little January 15, 2007
Get the Tony surprisemug. a delightful meal cooked and prepared with random ingredients, the surprise is that the meat aint bacon.
by TargornXelos March 2, 2005
Get the Bacon surprisemug.